Showing posts with label me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label me. Show all posts

Long time, no see...

8:54 PM Thursday, January 28, 2010

I've not updated this blog since Nov. 2008, but I'm considering starting up again. We'll see how long it lasts.

It's good to see you. How've you been?

Cruisin'

5:24 PM Thursday, November 27, 2008

Mexican Riviera Cruise

Day 1: We arrived in LA in the afternoon, caught the shuttle to the Port of LA, board the ship. The ship leaves the dock at 5:00 pm, shortly thereafter, I fell ill to sea sickness and spend the entire night in bed. :( Ryan wanders the boat and eats dinner without me.


Day 2: No sea sickness! We spent the day on the ship swimming, lying in the jacuzzi, drinking and gambling.

Day 3: We arrived in Cabo San Lucas and were immediately herded to our excursion tender which took us snorkeling in the Sea of Cortez. We weren't very good at it, at first, but we got the hang of it and were able to see some colorful fish, which we used water-proof cameras to preserve the moment (not yet developed). The surf was a little rough and the area was a bit crowded. We got back on the tender, had a snack and a few drinks and were then dropped off at the port. We wandered around for a bit, bought some Pomegranate Tequila, ate some delicious food and headed back to the ship to enjoy our couples massage/facial.
Day 4: We arrived in Mazatlan and again were herded to our excursion tender which took us to Stone Island for a "getaway". We were dropped off on the island and were escorted by "Mexican limos" to a restaurant with an open bar and private beach. We lounged in the sun and met some really great couples; Lauren & Noah, newlyweds from southern CA, Clare & Dan, newlyweds from LA and Pete & James, from Cape Cod, MA. We lounged in the sun, played in the salty Pacific Ocean about 40 yards out and still touching the soft sandy bottom, ate lunch, got drunk and beat the shit out of a piƱata. Then played bingo on the ship.
Day 5: We arrived in Puerto Vallarta and were herded to our excursion bus. We drove through the city and learned a lot about the culture from our guide, Jose, who grew up there. We walked part of the boardwalk, saw amazing sculptures and an old church. We drove to a more rural area, past the all inclusive resort, otherwise known as the local prison, to the Tequila de casa. We had a short tour of how the tequila is made and then got to try the three different types they sell. We had lunch at the "Real Mexican Taco Bell" with the most delicious carne asada tacos made with tequila marinated beef and lovely margaritas. Then back to the ship.

Day 6 & 7: Two straight days at sea. We spent the time playing quite a bit of blackjack, swimming, drinking, eating and they offered scrapbooking classes, so I went to those. We hung out with our new friends in the library at the "Cigar Aficionados" meeting. We watched our friends participate in a game show called "Love & Marriage", hilarious. And really just relaxed.

Day 8: Arrived at the Port of LA, waited our turn to de-board, caught a ride from our friend Cory, had brunch, then headed to the airport to come home.

All in all a lovely vacation and one we will never forget. I highly recommend taking a cruise and know that this will not be our last. And maybe next time we'll take Morgan.

Live United Commercial

7:42 PM Thursday, September 18, 2008

The thing is, I'm in a commercial for United Way. It starts airing next week on local and cable channels in the Utah Market.

Here is the 30 second and 15 second versions. Enjoy!
Also, I've been told that I will be on a bus billboard in the Salt Lake area... so keep your eyes peeled.

Marital Bliss

10:57 AM Sunday, September 7, 2008


Ryan and I celebrated five years of marital bliss, yesterday.

I can't believe how much I adore him, even more and more every day...

*sigh*

If you love me...

9:27 PM Friday, August 15, 2008

And value my friendship...

You won't

1. Put me down as a reference for a check loan
2. Put me down as a reference for a rental car
and then,
3. Skip town and disappear leaving me to be harassed by these places looking for you.

Ugh! What the fuck?


*Yes, this is really happening... I hate people. But not you, I like you.



Live United

3:02 PM Tuesday, August 12, 2008

So, I mentioned before how I was selected to be in a commercial for United Way and now the time has come for filming. We will be in studio on Thursday for the better part of the morning.

I would be lying if I said I wasn't nervous, and I'm having a little bit of anxiety over it. I'm not exactly shy, but the thought of being on camera makes me feel sick to my stomach. Plus, the camera adds 10 pounds, right? In any case I can't afford to add pounds, if you know what I mean. (I kid).

I have no idea when it's expected to air, but I do know that it will only air in the Utah market. So, if you see a United Way commercial with a dark haired, fat girl with tattoos; yeah, that's me.



The thing about friendship

4:24 PM Thursday, July 31, 2008

Today a friend at work sent me a horoscope thingy, which, okay, I don't put a lot of stock in, but something in it made me think. It said "it is time to re-evaluate a relationship", and it kind of struck home.

I have a friend whom I used to hear from almost daily and whom I considered to be one of my best friends. Then, I stopped hearing from her abruptly and she won't respond to emails, phone calls and messages, not even texts. I don't know what's going on and she won't even throw me a bone.

If we aren't friends anymore, I didn't get the memo. And I'm the type of person that appreciates a memo. If we aren't friends, just tell me. If you're in a phunk and don't want to talk to anyone, let me know. But, the worst thing to do is start ignoring me. You do that and I can guarantee we won't be able to be friends again. It's happened with other people in my life and if you know me, you know I rarely, if ever, give second chances.

So, if you want to retain my friendship, speak now or forever hold your peace.



15 seconds of... shame?

1:19 PM Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I've been asked to participate in a commercial for United Way (with my workplace) that will only be aired in the Utah market.

This is not the first time I will have appeared on television. First, my small stint as an extra on Touched by an Angel (a very long time ago). Then, my adventure with the Sally Jesse Raphael show (a blog for another time). And now, this.

I feel like a total geek and we don't even film until mid-August.

Wish me luck.


Adoration

10:34 AM Saturday, July 19, 2008

I just want to be adored.

Is that so wrong?


What's that smell?

5:02 PM Friday, July 11, 2008

I just finished my 12th laser hair removal treatment on my face. Needless to say, my face looks like hamburger, feels hotter than hell and the smell of burnt hair is lingering in my sad nostrils.

*sigh*


Bad Day Foretold

7:45 AM Tuesday, June 10, 2008

It all started with Morgan breaking into our bedroom at around 5:00 AM. FIVE AM! When I finally rolled out of bed around 6:30AM, after pushing snooze three times, I knew I was doomed the second I stood up.

My head felt heavy, my nose stuffy and my throat sore. I figured it could only be one of two reasons, either it is a reaction from the major allergy attack from the previous night, or Morgan has graciously shared her cold with me. Either way, I feel like ass. And that I am not super happy about the way I feel.

Also, in my stuffy-headed attempt to grab everything as I’m running out the door to get to work, I forgot my Cherry Coke. If you know me, this is a tragedy; if you don’t know me, imagine a morning without your precious coffee. Cherry Coke is my morning coffee. To top it off, the vending machine, where I thought I could find my needed salvation, did not have Cherry Coke. I figured I could settle with plain Coca-Cola, but alas, the only bottle it had was stuck and I was forced to settle even further with a plain Pepsi. Don’t get me wrong, Pepsi is just fine and I was once committed to the sweet, syrupy beverage, but after a long and fruitful love affair with Cherry Coke, I cannot go back. I would have been happy with Cherry Pepsi, but again, none was available.

Because of all of the above events, I know this is going to be a bad day. And it’s only 8:45 AM.

Wish me luck.



Book Worm

7:20 PM Thursday, June 5, 2008

I read like a mad woman (I still feel weird about referring to myself as a woman, am I the only 30-something who still feels like a girl?). I have a hard time putting (some) books down. I constantly have a book to read and feel like something is missing when I finish one and don't have a back up.

We take a walking trip to the library weekly and Morgan even asks to go now (which makes my heart happy). I try to get three to five books for me and let Morgan pick out a few, one of her most recent being one about a crocodile, she has a thing for them right now. I can only hope that she will enjoy reading as much as Ryan and I do. But, even though she can't read yet, she has memorized her favorites and we read to her almost every day.

When I read a really good book, I get lost in the pages and paragraphs and transport myself into the story. It becomes a part of me, I get sucked in and escape temporarily into a new world. And when I close the book for the last time, my adventure ends and a new one can begin with the next book. It's sad and thrilling all at the same time.

After each ending I can't help but think about how mundane my life has become. So domestic. But also how I don't really mind. No stupid bar drama, boy drama, or stupid things girlfriends fight about. The only thing I really miss from the bar days, is people watching. And I can just as well do that anywhere... But I digress.

I'm happy with where my life and my choices have taken me. I would certainly not be the woman (there it is again!) I am today if I hadn't had the experiences that got me here. My point being, even though I'm domesticated now, I don't want to take my life for granted. I think, in a way, books and stories keep me grounded. Remind me of how wonderful my life is and how happy I am.

I am a wife, a mother, a daughter, a sister, an aunt, a niece, a grandaughter, a friend and much more. All of these things have shaped and molded me in some way and I am proud of that. I am a beautiful, trusting and powerful woman. Although I will need a constant reminder, I am all of these things and wouldn't change it for anything.

(Wow, this turned out a lot sappier than I thought it would!)

I love your guts for being a part of my life.


10 Things About Me

2:02 PM Sunday, April 13, 2008

I figured I'd start with a few things about myself...
  • I love to collect things. This is one of the few traits (hopefully) that I’ve inherited from my mother. Things = Tattoos, Faeries, Devil Duckies, Living Dead Dolls, Stars, Cherries, Fabric, etc. My husband would say that I also collect furniture, but I don’t categorize that as such.
  • I am “Martha Stewart stuck in a punk girls’ body”, as quoted by a friend of mine. I’m super crafty.
  • Crafty = I love quilting. I enjoy buying, cutting, and sewing fabric into numerous creations.
  • Crafty also = I love scrapbooking. Mostly now that I have a kid, it’s much more exciting when the subject is someone other than myself.
  • I don’t consider myself OCD, I would consider myself very particular about stuff and things.
  • I don’t enjoy cooking. I just don’t have the attention span for it. Baking, I can do (once in a while)… set a timer and walk away.
  • I heart shopping. There is nothing quite like retail therapy. I don’t even have to have something in mind, browsing until something catches my eye is always enough.
  • I actually like my job, which I think is kind of a big deal. I don’t dread going in, sometimes the days seem too long, but mostly I like what I do. I like the people I work with. And I like using the analytical side of my brain once in a while.
        • I am a total bookworm. I always have to be reading something, whether it sits on my nightstand and awaits my sleepy eyes, or captivates me so much so that I have a hard time putting it down, there is always a book.
        • I love to be entertained, whether it be books, movies or just plain ol’ TV. I’m not exactly a “movie buff”, but I know what I like. As far as TV goes, when I find a show I like, I watch it until it dies (except ER, that show won’t die and I can’t stand to watch anymore).